The Five Types of People in Your March Madness Pool
March Madness is back and everyone cares about College Basketball again for one month. Watching is more fun when something is on the line, though, and millions of people bought in to NCAA bracket pools...
View Article7 Reasons Yoga Is the Worst
Every year or so, I try yoga again. It takes me about a year to forget exactly how fucking much I hate yoga. Over that year, my friends have peppered our conversations with fantastical stories of their...
View ArticleThe First 13 Ways I Found Out I Wasn’t Normal
1. I enjoy eating alone. With my headphones on. With the song “November Rain” by Guns N’ Roses playing. On repeat. On full volume. 2. When a friend tries to start a conversation with me, my first...
View Article12 Brutally Honest Responses to Give to an Acquaintance Who Asks You “How’s...
It’s spring bitches! Warm weather is here now and people are starting to interact outside again. Anonymity is a thing of the past; no longer can you trudge up Sheridan in your puffy coat and...
View ArticleThe 5 Stages of Hooking Up with Someone in Your Major
So there’s somebody in your major that catches your eye. You see them in class all the time. You’ve done some preliminary Facebook stalking. You’ve made awkward eye contact. They appear single[i] ....
View Article11 Different Ways You’ve Talked about Dillo Day
To your mother: It’s an outdoor music fest. Yeah, I’ll probably swing by the Lakefill. Should be chill. To your best friend: I am going to get so fucking wasted that you will start mentally drafting my...
View Article4 Innovative Places to Find Your Next Formal Date
The clock is winding down. Your formal is just around the corner. It seems there is no one on this planet that wants to go to formal with you. It’s reading week; you no longer have the opportunity to...
View ArticleSo Your Mom Wants to Start Watching Game of Thrones: Now What?
So your mom, in a desperate attempt to connect with you before you’re away at school chugging PBRs in your friend’s dorm room and she’s sitting at home knitting you a sweater for Christmas, asked...
View ArticleThe Top 1 Greatest Countries in the World
It’s no secret that there are a lot of awesome countries out there, but which one is truly the best? We at Sherman Ave have comprised a handy-dandy list of the one greatest countries in the world....
View ArticleDee Dee Turlington Spills His 10 Deepest Secrets
All right, listen. I get it. It’s the middle of July. You’re not reading Sherman Ave. You’re out publicly urinating on the beach, hitting on babes at the tiki bar, and drinking vodka out of your hot...
View ArticleHow to Avoid the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
You won’t. But just in case you wanted to try: 1. Say that you live in the Arctic and to participate would be irresponsible. 2. Get off of the grid — get off Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, throw away your...
View Article8 Things Only People Who Took Spanish in Middle School Will Understand
1. Yo quiero jugar al baloncesto. 2. Me gusta comer comida italiana. 3. ¿Y tú? 4. ¿Qué hora es? 5. ¿Dónde está la biblioteca? 6. ¿Cómo te llamas? 7. Lunes, martes, miércoles, jueves, viernes, sábado,...
View ArticleTop 9 Power Moves
Whether its Vladimir Putin or Ebola, one thing’s for sure: asserting your dominance is all the rage this summer. Haven’t had a chance to hop on this trend? Don’t know where to start? I got your back....
View ArticleThe 20 Best Spices of the Decade So Far
There's no better time for a "best-of the decade" list than halfway through the decade!
View Article60 Ways to Spend the 60 Minutes That You Gain on Sunday
Turn your clocks back tonight plz
View ArticleSherman Ave Freshman Guide: Achieving Zen
A step-by-step guide to finding inner peace and coping with midterm frustration
View ArticleList of Probable Passcodes on Someone Else’s iPhone
It's the phone belongs to your grandpa, the code is "1234"
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